Milton Begs: Write About Me Some More (Sorry, Nutter!)

Fearing that he might not make the newspapers tomorrow, Milton Street launched an all-out offensive to get on the 6 o’clock news and in the local papers tomorrow with his newest plan to boost his mayoral bid: Suing his hometown of Moorestown, New Jersey.

CBS 3 reports Street is planning on suing Moorestown, N.J., because the township interfered with his campaign by arresting him on a warrant they put out for him four years ago for unpaid traffic tickets. Clearly, the township had this nefarious plan all along, put in motion when yours truly was in diapers (or maybe college).

Details are, of course, to follow.

However, despite just getting into the race a few days ago, he already has an exit strategy planned:

He said he will stay in the campaign, but only if he receives significant community support for his plan to fight violence in the city.

“Somewhere around March 1, I’m going to have a mass, mass rally of people that are committed to be changing the crime and would be willing to be deputized,” he said. “If I can’t get a substantial amount of people to commit to that, then I’m going to bail out.”

Citizens who want to be deputized! Hmm… expect Steve Guttenberg, Bubba Smith, Michael Winslow, David Graf, Sharon Stone (!) and the rest of the cast of Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol to show up, then. I’m pretty sure they all need work.

Milton Street To File Lawsuit After Arrest In N.J. [CBS 3]