Keystone Cops: The Worst Part Of Waking Up

Keystone Cops is a daily look at crime, police, public safety and drug news. Homicide totals are unofficial.

• Police are searching for two men who are robbing local convenience stores by throwing hot coffee in an employee’s face and then stealing the cash. Seventeen places have been robbed, and it’s so bad that Wawa and 7-Eleven have put aside their differences to come up with a reward. [NBC 10]

• Police apprehended a man who allegedly robbed a Wal-Mart in Northeast Philly in — where else? — Miami. The cops arrested Bilial “Pepe” Shabazz also known as — what else? — Terry Sharp. [Northeast Times]

• A teacher in Central Bucks was punished for including Mark Ravenhill’s 1996 play Shopping and Fucking in a collection of plays students could perform. The student who was going to perform the play “was suspended earlier this year by a different faculty member after he was heard discussing topics related to sex.” Ha ha! No talking about sex in school! Yes, this is nice and healthy. [Doylestown Intelligencer]

• The Comcast Center is attacking! [Inquirer]