Feb12 |
Some Unsexy Sex At Cheyney
Last week, police picked up a woman for prostitution at Cheyney University. The 36-year-old then told the police she was HIV-positive. Oh, and had sex with 10 students, sometimes unprotected. So now there’s an HIV scare at Cheyney University, and some people probably don’t want to get tested, and some people have probably had sex with other students after having sex with the hooker, etc., etc. “It was a popular group who she slept with, and the popular group is the same group that the females sleep with. I think if she did have AIDS, it’s going to spread very fast if they don’t get tested,” said a student. One random voice on this Fox report says the local news media is trying to disgrace black people, even, by reporting about… AIDS… or something. (Cheyney’s an HBC.) Consider this a public service message, then, from your old pal Daniel McQuade: If you have sex with a partner you aren’t in a monogamous relationship with, use a condom. And, every couple of months, get tested for AIDS and other STDs. It’s free, people. Cheyney Officials to Update HIV Scare [6 ABC] |
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And a quick PSA from your good friend Johnny Goodtimes: Never, ever, ever, have unprotected sex with a hooker. Never.***
***Unless she is really, really hot.