Abridged ‘Daily News’ Columnists

Stu Bykofsky: Guys. It’s over. It’s been a good run. I really enjoy quizzo, I’ve been playing it since I was underage, I hang out with Johnny Goodtimes. But it’s over. No more quizzo. If Byko drops a reference to it in a column, we gotta find something else to do at bars. Oh, and, ah, bitches.

John Baer: Ahh, John, you were doing so well with this column — seriously, it was very good — until the Machiavelli quote at the end. Ugh.

Ronnie Polaneczky: Our Damn Money!

Michael Smerconish: Hey, you know that story that’s been in the news recently (it was actually on NBC 10 a while ago, too) about Radnor charging if you get in an accident in the township? Yeah, well I’m going to introduce it all scary-like as if you haven’t heard it before.

Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: What? No, really: What? Seriously. Is part of this column missing? Can someone read this and explain to me what, if anything, I’m missing? I mean, I get the story, but why is it an opinion piece by Urban Warrior?

Update, 12:05 p.m.: Just a website glitch. It’s actually an AP story. Huzzah.