63-Year-Old Man Lusts For Thirtysomething

Reading through the Vince Fumo indictment, it’s easy to come to one conclusion: Fumo gets more ass than a toilet seat.

In the indictment, two girlfriends are mentioned as well as Fumo’s ex-wife. And these are just the ones that are mentioned. Who knows how much tail he has. Does he have one for all of his 19 Oreck vacuums? Did he woo his girlfriends with alpacas?

However, there was one woman the 63-year-old state senator couldn’t get. Dan Gross reports:

WITH the allegations against state Sen. Vince Fumo, it seems like a wise decision for CBS 3 anchor Alycia Lane not to have become romantically involved with him. [...]

We’re told Fumo developed a crush on Lane shortly after she debuted on CBS 3 in 2003. The two had dinner a number of times, but always with others. Lane also joined Fumo in his suite at the Linc for at least one Eagles game last season.

While sources say the 63-year-old senator was smitten with the 35-year-old anchorwoman, we’re told Lane did not share his feelings and the pair never became romantic. A source close to Fumo says the senator and Lane have “been friends for years,” and has “no knowledge” of whether Fumo was trying to court her.

When a normal 63-year-old develops a crush on a cute anchorwoman, here’s what they call it: Stalking. (Or, I suppose, “mental Viagra.”) When Vince Fumo develops a crush on a cute anchorwoman, he gets to meet and attempt to seduce her.

My God, I should have gone into politics. Think what a 24-year-old could do!

Dan Gross | Vince and the anchorwoman [Daily News]