Prison To Close; Worse People To Move In?

See the people in the photo at right? That is the America’s new enemy. (Not specifically them, but I was searching for “white affluent-looking couple with no taste” and I think this stock photo fits it perfectly.)

But, anyway, the white suburban family with at least one kid is America’s new enemy not so much for what it it — though its members are usually annoying, natch — but for what it brings: Traffic. And on suburban Philadelphia roads originally designed for plows and the Amish and the one motor coach owned by the Pitcairn family (or whatever), traffic is a major problem with new developments sprout up and suddenly you’re sitting in traffic on Old Goat Road, one lane each way, and it takes you 45 minutes to get to the ACME down the street.

In fact, traffic is such a problem that Skippack residents are ready to rally to keep a jail in their community. The state is contemplating moving decades-old Graterford Prison, and Skippack Township residents are worried about new condos and other houses, and worried about the extra traffic it would bring.

The site is currently only zoned for a prison, farming or open space, but if the state can make a killing off of a nice-sized plot of land if Graterford were to be closed… well… let’s just say if you live in the ‘burbs, you’re going to be stuck in traffic for the remainder of your natural life. Maybe longer.

Worse than jail? Sprawl [Inquirer]