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PWD Continues Inexplicable Assault On City’s Media OutletsI must issue a correction to this Jan. 23 report on Kerri-Lee Halkett and Jennaphr Frederick. The boots were apparently not real leather. PETA, you can stop protesting outside 4th and Market now. Oh, yeah, and here’s how I learned this. More of it will be covered in my forthcoming book, How To Be A Media Whore For Fun It just goes to show: If you work hard enough, even a boy from the a rowhome without cable in Northeast Philadelphia can one day have nice things said about him by nice-looking women wearing pleather boots on television. The American dream is alive and well, people. Jan. 23: Leather Boots Put Fox 29 News On Top |
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Great Moments In Television History, Jennaphr Frederick, Kerri-Lee Halkett, Shameless Self-Promotion
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Ugghh. Their voices make my head hurt. But cool that they acknowledged you making fun of them.
Oh, so that’s your game McQuade. You want to battle me for Kerri-Lee’s affections, huh? Well, game on!
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I’m so jealous. She said your name.
I, also, have no cable. Albeit I live in NJ. Do I still have a chance at stardom?
With the kind of influence you obviously have, maybe you can work on bringing back Mascot Monday.
Yes I agree with Anonymous! Bring back the dancing mascots!