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No Driver Is Safe From Drug-Addicted Mormon Sons Of Andy Reid

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Last night, not one but two Reid sons got into car accidents. Let’s recap it, charticle style:

  • Garrett Reid, 24, allegedly sped through a red light in his SUV on Germantown Pike in Plymouth Meeting Township around 2:30 p.m., hitting a 55-year-old woman’s car. She was airlifted to the hospital. Police also said they found hypodermic needles on him, but no drugs.
  • Meanwhile, 21-year-old Britt Reid was allegedly involved in a road rage incident with a “local carpenter” in his 20s. The carpenter told police they were giving each other the finger while driving down Matson Ford Road in West Conshohocken. At a stop light, the man told police, Reid got out, threatened him and flashed a gun before driving away.

Police, naturally, caught up with Britt Reid after meeting him at the site of Garrett Reid’s car accident.

Police: Needles Found In Andy Reid’s Son’s SUV After Accident [NBC 10]

  1. Brian Says: Jan 31 10:51 PM

    Hey dick, you gotta say mormon sons? you can’t just say sons? Bigot

  2. Nick Adams Says: Jan 31 11:07 PM

    Funniest. Title. Ever.

  3. The Jon Bales Says: Jan 31 11:11 PM

    They’re gonna have to use a different type of gun to haul Andy’s fat ass off to jail…….tranquilizer.

  4. Nick Mother Fuckin Adams Says: Jan 31 11:14 PM

    Yeah, they can just use the same gun we used to bring your mom back to the zoo.

  5. The Jon Bales Says: Jan 31 11:18 PM

    Yeah, you think she would have already been worn out from fucking your dad all day….Charles Barkley. And hey Andy…..You’re not fooling anyone by telling us you only have 5 wives. We know you hide the 6th in your extra stomach.

  6. Nick Mother Fuckin Adams Says: Jan 31 11:19 PM

    Umm, Andy had his stomach stapled, the most he can fit in there is two triscuits and a small glass of McNabb semen… I mean water!

  7. The Jon Bales Says: Jan 31 11:20 PM

    Yeah, and he told me that was a MILK mustache!

  8. Nick Mother Fuckin Adams Says: Jan 31 11:22 PM

    Once again, you’ve been duped by the Mormon with two (that we know of) drug-addicted children, Andy Reid!

  9. The Jon Bales Says: Jan 31 11:25 PM

    What do you get when you mix an Andy Reid and an elephant?…….a mini-Andy Reid.

  10. Nick Mother Fuckin Adams Says: Jan 31 11:27 PM

    What do you get when you mix Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb?…. three NFC championship losses in a row and and superbowl loss. GO BIRDS!

  11. The Jon Bales Says: Jan 31 11:29 PM

    Andy Reid has that Chinese disease….Ed Zachary…..his face looks Ed Zachary like his ass.

  12. Nick Mother Fuckin Adams Says: Jan 31 11:32 PM

    Do you know how he contracted the disease? Pat Tillman. … Too soon?

  13. The Jon Bales Says: Jan 31 11:36 PM

    Well yeah, you know the impact that disease had on Tillman’s death don’t you? None, he got shot and died. Should have worn his shoulder pads.

  14. Nick Mother Fuckin Adams Says: Jan 31 11:44 PM

    Pat Tillman died? No way.

  15. Ashley Says: Feb 1 12:02 AM

    Nick, you are gay. wahaha
    Love-Ashley

  16. Ashley Says: Feb 1 12:02 AM

    Nick, you are stupid. wahaha
    Love-Ashley

  17. The Jon Bales Says: Feb 1 9:26 AM

    The police arrived at Reid’s house yesterday to search, and found that picture at the top of this article along with the sons eating bread with weed spread on top. After examining the substance, they stated, “I can’t believe it’s not butter!”

  18. The Jon Bales Says: Feb 1 4:45 PM

    Andy’s “son’s” name is Britt. He was not available for questioning because his pussy hurt.

  19. Rhett Says: Feb 14 1:58 PM

    Man, you guys need some new writers

  20. Goerge Bush Says: Nov 4 8:44 PM

    Mormons have fewer drug addicted sons the than any other religion, because if his sons were practicing our faith then they would not be drinking or taking drugs. It is funny that these evangelical people are the most hate filled, UN-Christ like people in the world. If you want to hate a religion hate Muslims, they hate Americans instead of Mormons, we are Americans!

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