Leftovers: I’m Hoping To Have Barbaro And Kerri-Lee Take Up Roughly 75 Percent Of The Posts This Year

• Some students in New Jersey will have to undergo random alcohol testing, as school officials just like invading privacy. (Fortunately, all positive testers have to do is go to counseling and get yelled at by their parents.) Quote: “School officials acknowledge false positive readings can be the result of products containing ethanol, including hand sanitizers, mouthwash and Balsamic vinegar.” So try not to drink too much Balsamic vinegar, Jersey high schoolers! [AP/CBS 3]

• Police in South Philly raided a suspected meth lab in South Philly, thereby ending the meth supply in Philadelphia. Oh, wait. [NBC 10]

• Kerri-Lee Halkett — don’t think we forgot about her! — writes about her experience at the Academy Ball with Prince Charles. Photo gallery here. [myfoxphilly]

• Oh, fuck. Not you too, Kerri-Lee, with the Barbaro and such! Fuck. If you’re an anchor in Philadelphia and you hate Barbaro, can you please email me? Seriously. I’ll keep you anonymous, I just want to know that you’re out there. [myfoxphilly]

• Radnor Township, which started charing people from out of the township who got into accidents, may not be able to enforce those fines. So, basically, they probably lost money on this. Nice. [NBC 10]

• There’s another Barbaro messageboard. Oh, I don’t know if I have to say it, but don’t go over there and start posting stupid shit. I mean, I have no power to stop you but it’s lame. [Delphi Forums]