‘Daily News’ Declares Opposition To Relationships

Today is Friday, which not only means checking out of work early and browsing blogs more often than usual but also the weekly Steve & Mia sex-and-dating advice column in the Daily News. (Yeah, I bet you didn’t see that coming next, did you? Ahh, the lazy lead that has nothing to do with the rest of the writing. Where would I be without you?)

In today’s S&M (ho, ho) a man writes in asking the two sex columnists to help him set up a date with a woman who wrote in a few weeks ago.

Q: I was just reading your recent column in which you got an e-mail from a 31-year-old single woman who said she was shy and wanted to know where to go besides bars. Well, I am a 34-year-old single male. Do you guys ever play matchmaker? Could you ask this girl if she has the courage to go on a blind date, or at least talk to someone through e-mail? If so, please get back to me and I will let you know any info you or she may need.

Steve: Steve and Mia don’t play matchmaker because the odds don’t work for us. Most relationships fail, and we’d prefer not to be blamed.

Mia: I second that. Find your own dates. Oh, and all those prisoners and ex-cons out there? Please stop sending me your photos.

Well, I’ll give the Daily News one thing: If you’re going to have an advice column, you might as well make it a mean advice column. “Find your own dates, you ugly SOB!”

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