Jan23 |
John S. Carter Has 99 Problems
Hey, did you know the Independence Seaport Museum is made of money? I mean, not literally, of course, although that particular situation is represented at right. (See, they haven’t had any renovations in a while, so the building is still covered with the old $100 bill.) The museum accused its former president, John S. Carter, yesterday of defrauding the company of $2.4 million dollars. Wait. The Independence Seaport Museum has $2.4 million to defraud? I mean, no offense, but, ah, what? The Seaport Museum also paid Carter $301,000 a year. This is more than the Art Museum head makes and approximately 330,000 times my salary. And yet he still allegedly stole — this is a legal term — “a ton of shit” from the museum, including these:
Damn. I got to get myself a job blogging for the Independence Seaport Museum. Ex-head of Seaport Museum accused of fraud [Inquirer] |
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And I got to get myself a job running those credit card companies. Can you imagine the kind of secret fees he racked up for Visa by defrauding them?? Damn — it’s almost fraud itself.
Or should I say, racked up for the banks. Visa’s basically just a paper tiger they hide behind anyway.