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Giants Fans Sore Losers, To Boot

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All year, Giants fans — everywhere from Penn to in the New York Times — have been telling we Philadelphia fans how childish, violent and stupid we are. Giants fans, of course, are suit-clad ex-presidents like the guy above.

Well, I may need to retire this photo, because here’s what the son of the late owner of the Giants did after Sunday’s loss to the Eagles:

Veteran floor trader Bob Tomasulo, a 57-year-old grandfather, was assaulted and barraged with obscenities in front of stunned co-workers after kidding with Stephen Mara about the Giants’ embarrassing 36-22 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday, witnesses and Tomasulo told The Post.

“Mara started screaming, ‘I’m gonna fucking kill you! Don’t fuck around with my family! Don’t insult my family!’ ” one broker said.

“Bob was like, ‘Hey, what is your problem? It’s just a game!’ And Mara yells, ‘No, it’s not just a game, it’s my fucking family!’ ”

“[Yesterday] morning, I just did that stupid little jump shot, and I said, ‘Maybe you have a basketball team instead of a football team.’

“[Mara] just snapped. He charged me like an animal. He charged me like he wanted to sack me.

“At first, he got me in a bear hug and bent me over a trading post. At first, I thought it was a joke. Then he proceeded to choke me. I passed out for a minute.”

I won’t be like Giants fans and say this is characteristic of fans of their team. It’s not. It’s characteristic of people from North Jersey.

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  1. Anonymous Says: Dec 21 11:23 AM

    Question from a friend: “why are you moving to Philly instead of NYC”?

    Answer: “because people from North Jersey don’t come to Philly”.

    Or people from Staten Island for that matter.

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