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Smarty Jones Pushed To Wayside For Slots

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We are just about an hour away from the triumphant opening of the Philadelphia Park Casino, the slots parlor just outside of Philly. While they won’t be embedding slot machines directly on to a horse’s body, no doubt people are already lining up outside the casino, ready to toss their money down little holes.

The majority of the slots will be penny and two-bit games, the Bucks County Courier Times‘ James McGinnis and Crissa Shoemaker Debree report.

And with the casino at Pocono Downs — the state’s first — netting $1.8 million in revenue in its first week, this is sure to be a black hole in which all our money will fall through. But, hey, they have video poker, too! Sweet!

Casino opens today amid big expectations [Bucks County Courier Times]

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