Leftovers: Hair Straightening Edition

• Remember Doylestown’s Justin Guarini, the guy with the ‘fro, the runner-up in Season 1 of American Idol? That’s him at right. Yeesh. [Go Fug Yourself]

• The Inquirer asks in a headline: Can city protect art treasures? (And in the subhead: “With the “Gross Clinic” affair nearing a conclusion, what other public or quasi-public works are at risk? What can - or should - be done about it?”) The answer: Uh, no. [Inquirer]

• The first casino, at Pocono Downs, is raking in the dough, about $400 per machine, almost double what was expected. Hurrah, hurrah. [Bucks County Courier Times]

• The Phillies signed Jayson Werth to a one-year deal today. Yeah, I don’t really think this means much, if anything. [Beerleaguer]

• Sara Sherr on Tower Records: “One woman came in over the weekend, and I felt sorry for her. She asked, oh so sweetly, ‘Do you have any nice music?’ And I said, ‘No, I’m sorry, we’ll never have nice music again.’” [Phawker]