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Kids Nowadays Can’t Even Get Their Stupid Psychopathic References Correct
After Tuesday’s tragic suicide of a student at Springfield (Montco) High School, two students from other Montgomery County schools had a bright idea yesterday: Hey, how about we threaten to blow up our school! The two schools in question are Soudertown High and Springford High. Soudertown was locked down after someone found a note referencing Columbine and Tuesday’s incident. Springford officials discovered a bomb threat in the bathroom, but Limerick Township police say a 16-year-old junior has confessed to writing the note. In addition to being, uh, stupid, it’s also incorrect. Tuesday’s event was a suicide, not a school shooting. The correct reference here is not Columbine, but Pearl Jam’s “Jeremy.” (Or, if you want, the newspaper article that inspired the song. Thanks, Wikipedia!) I know the kiddies aren’t quite into the Pearl Jam these days, but, c’mon, do a little research people. You don’t want to look even stupider. Two Montco Schools Receive Threats [KYW 1060] |
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So… uh… you’re giving tips on how to properly write bomb threats to schools now?
you tell ‘em, D-Mac!
%^)