Thousands Of People Who We Didn’t Have Time To Interview Are Strongly Against This!

Last night NBC 10 broke — har, har — an important story: The city is giving out condoms to prisoners! To protect them from getting AIDS! Those bastards!

NBC 10 does present this as a “controversial” story, with their shocking graphic (right) letting us know that the city has bought eight thousand condoms. That must have cost, geeze, like a thousand bucks?

Actually, it only costs the city $360 a year, which means when you buy condoms in bulk you get a great deal.

Strangely — at least in the written report — there are no people who are against it, although I suppose a few pro-life groups would be against condoms to protect prisoners when they get raped. Right. But this NBC 10 story is a first: A controversial issue where nobody is actually interviewed who’s against it. I love television.

City Giving Free Condoms To Male Prisoners [NBC 10]