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Plastic Baby Jesus Kidnapped
Last month, there was a bit of a wild run on news in Western Pennsylvania. There was the deer stuck in the warehouse, the dog who jumped off the bridge and the case of the stolen nativity scene. Well, one of those crimes was transported over here to Eastern Pennsylvania, as NBC 10 reported yesterday a plastic baby Jesus had been stolen from a Warminster family’s home. (This is not to be confused with the rash of expensive lawn ornament thefts in South Jersey. Those thefts are done for economic reasons rather than sacrilegious ones.) The family to whom the plastic representation of our Lord and Savior belonged to is upset and confused:
You’re in luck, Michelle! A replacement plastic baby Jesus is just a mouse click away! Baby Jesus Stolen From Nativity [NBC 10] |
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Bucks County, Plastic Lawn Ornaments, Plastic Reproductions Of The Juvenile Human Form Of Our Lord And Savior
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It was the little Mexican boy who wanted to take Jesus in his little red wagon to thank him. Wait that was Dragnet.
Ah, there is no greater expression of one’s faith than a plastic baby Jesus on the front lawn. Unless, of course, said plastic baby Jesus also contains a light bulb in Its butt.