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‘The Broken Light.. Is Merely.. Taped Up.. With… Duct Tape! What Is The City Of Philadelphia Doing To Us?!’

Here it is, folks, the latest gem from Stephen Morse, everyone’s favorite Daily Pennsylvanian columnist.

I can’t really make this any better than it already is, but I’ll just add this: On viewing number 11 or 12, it gets really good.

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  1. mike Says: Dec 11 2:46 PM

    I love his awkward speaking cadence. It’s like some sort of experimental spoken word poetry.

  2. Mark Says: Dec 11 7:32 PM

    This is Stephen Morse, Candy Apple News Company.

  3. The 14th Windiest State Says: Dec 11 9:06 PM

    Oh my god, that’s beautiful.

  4. Sub Says: Dec 12 12:40 PM

    Those vans… they’re blocking… my view… of… the malfunctioning… light…

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