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Online Now!: Fugitive From Georgia
Last Thursday, local authorities arrested a man who escaped from a Georgia jail over the summer in Philadelphia. How did cops nab him at the Free Library, you ask? Well, they found out that Darren Bates routinely logged into his Myspace account at the Phila. Library’s main branch. No word as to whether Bates was sending out porn spam or just chatting with friends, but he’s currently waiting extradition to Georgia, where he escaped from jail while awaiting charges on auto theft. He’s also wanted for sexual assault in Massachusetts, and for stupidity in Pennsylvania for routinely logging into his Myspace account while on the run. They’re right, the Internet is an addiction. |
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