Get Berated By Someone’s Father For $100!

Although not all of our city’s college students are the best students, it’s safe to say that even the biggest collegiate slackers in Philadelphia make up what they lack in grades with ingenuity. Consider this Drexel or Penn student posting to Craigslist:

I am in a little bit of trouble with my parents, so I need someone to act like my college advisor and meet with my dad and talk to him about why I am staying in school for another year. I will provide all the information you need and I will tell you what to say.

He is a little bit pissed about it, so he may raise his voice a little, but it wont be too bad.

I will pay $100 for the whole thing plus any gas expenses if you need to travel by car.

He wants to meet with my advisor THIS WEEK (before December 8th) or else he will come to the school himself and find my advisor.

I really cannot have him meet my real advisor because I don’t want him to know that I didn’t do well in classes freshman year. As I said, I will give you all the details.

I would like a woman. Preferably someone older (30+), who has a professional demeanor and outfit.

All those professional 30-year-old businesswomen are going to be very eager to commit fraud for you for a hundred bucks plus gas.

ACTOR/ACTRESS needed ASAP [Craigslist]