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Leftovers: Crab Cake King Confirms Crab Cake Love• Bobby Chez, the “crab cake king of New Jersey,” was found guilty of violating township zoning laws and damaging his neighbors property, etc. His quote: “I’m numb. It’s unbelievable. I want to go on with my life and just make crab cakes.” Well, duh, you’re the crab cake king of New Jersey. [Camden Courier-Post] • City Council investigates as to whether our city’s restaurants are clean. And, uh, no. (What were you expecting?) Let’s see if they do something about it. [KYW 1060] • Kobe Bryant is being sued again, only this time we’re allowed to laugh at it. Phew! Bill Geeslan is suing Bryant for $75,000 for allegedly elbowing him at courtside. Hey, Geeslan should feel lucky he got off easy. [L.A. Times] |
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I would love it if Bobby Chez turned the whole thing into an advertising campaign. For example, if he would give up the fight and apologize:
I’d like to say I’m sorry for causing this drainage problem. First there’s the ground, its all spongy and moist… just like one of my delicious crab cakes! And then my neighbors’ basements, well they’re just like the inside of my mouth right before I bite into one of my delicious crab cakes!