And You Know A Horse Head In The Bed Is Next

Cherry Hill activist Alene Ammond — i.e. I think activist here refers to “complainer,” but let’s continue — was sitting at home celebrating her granddaughter’s birthday when she went outside to find… a hog’s head on her porch.

The former state senator and unsuccessful candidate for Cherry Hill mayor in 2002 is a frequent critic of Cherry Hill and Camden County officials. (She’s one of the people taking on smut in the epic battle of Cherry Hill vs. Smut.) She said the hog’s head “could be some form of retaliation.” One must assume it’s for retaliation to stealing the other school’s mascot or toilet papering their gym.

The article also contains a number of zingers, including, but not limited to:

“The hog’s head was roasted,” [Lt. William] Kushina said, noting he couldn’t recall a similar act of vandalism in the township’s recent past. [...]

“I’m not calling it a hate crime, but it is harassment,” [Ammond] said.

If putting hog heads on your neighbor’s porches isn’t a form of rational civic debate in this country, then I don’t know what is.

Activist discovers hog head on porch [Camden Courier-Post]