Chat™: From Sharif, With Love

It’s been a long time, but Election Day finally brought Teresa Masterson back out again:

pwddmac: first off: rumsfeld — gone.

anonymous reader: yes!
pwddmac: second off: teresa masterson, BACK.
reader: happy day!
pwddmac: she goes to the famous 4th street deli for the election to meet ed rendell, but fast eddie doesn’t show
pwddmac: i was going to go there, we could have had a meeting rivaled only by gorbachev and reagan!
pwddmac: or i could have been like, “Dr. Masterson, I presume?”
pwddmac: but that would have been weird. i don’t even know if teresa has a license to practice medicine
reader: i just got out of the most annoying meeting ever, and this drivel is on the verge of making my head explode
reader: seriously
reader: excited and eager!
reader: excited AND eager!
reader: wow
pwddmac: why use just one when “excited and eager” will do just fine?
reader: because you’re getting paid by the word, dickens-style?
pwddmac: if i were being paid by the word, i would have been “excited and eager and anxious and happy and nervous and hungry and gassy”
reader: she makes a good point about unions (”‘I believe in our union; whatever they feel is right, that’s the way we go,’ said Mike. Nothing like an uneducated voter trying to educate voters.”)
pwddmac: i agree, but i thought that was the good part about being in a union, you don’t have to think for yourself
pwddmac: that and $2 co-pays
reader: wait, i just finished. that’s it?
reader: seriously - i don’t need someone to re-tell the fourth street deli story
reader: lynne abraham got thousand island dressing on her blazer
reader: that’s the kind of stuff i want from teresa
pwddmac: oh, now now, look, we DO learn a lot: “The lunch tradition began 30 years ago when Philadelphia political boss Pete Camille started coming to the deli on Election Day to drink a glass of tea while holding a cube of sugar in his teeth for good luck.”
pwddmac: what a tradition!
pwddmac: i hope the next one starts when vince fumo goes to the new city public toilet and takes a big dump for good luck
reader: did you look at the photos?
reader: i like teresa’s snappy blue coat and her glasses
pwddmac: the glasses are top-notch. i’d like the coat more if it had a charlotte hornets logo on the back
reader: check photo 14: do you think sharif street is trying to pick teresa up?
pwddmac: YES!
reader: awk. ward.

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