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Rick Santorum’s Concession Speech

Ha ha ha, better stop your son from crying, you big tool! Erhm, I mean, oh, yeah, shouldn’t make fun of your kid. And to be honest, I’ll be sorry to see you go, Ricky. You were so entertaining.

By the way: Love the shoutout to Jesus. Loved the dude in the crowd seconding it even more.

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  1. Sub Says: Nov 8 12:08 PM

    Little Santorum Junior is crying not because daddy lost, but because he thinks he won’t be able to frequent his favorite underage gay porn club. Don’t worry, sonny! Daddy’s going to be a lobbyist now! You won’t have to stay in Pittsburgh!

    Also, your mom’s kind of doable.

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