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Nov

6

Adwatch: Ferris Wharton vs. Beau Biden

PWD's Adwatch

Adwatch heads to Delaware with a special bonus two-fister of ads.

The race in question is the one for Delaware attorney general, where Ferris Wharton and Beau Biden are squaring off to see who… uh, gets to be Delaware’s attorney general.

I know nothing about the race, and I’m too lazy to learn anything about it, so after the jump I’ll just let the candidates tell us about themselves.


First, Ferris Wharton:

And now, Beau Biden:

So, if you’re wondering, if you vote for Beau Biden, murderers will be caught but won’t be convicted. But if you vote for Ferris Wharton, your children will be sexually molested. Sounds like Delaware is set with whichever attorney general they get!
 
dmac | 3:23 PM | 1 Comment
Adwatch, Beau Biden, Delaware, Ferris Wharton
 
  1. mary Says: Nov 7 10:17 AM

    This may surprise you, but this particular race has been driving me nuts, in the absence of any real information and given the fact that there are only about 50 people in Delaware.

    So who is this Beau Biden? Is he Joe Biden’s sophisticated gambler cousin from England? Is there a Brent Biden, Joe’s cousin from back East?

    Or maybe Beau is just Joe’s alias when he swoops into the courtroom to do justice for the 50 people in Delaware. Inquiring minds really want to know.

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