If Ashcroft Was Still Attorney General, Maybe

It’s been a little bit since we all looked at the Cherry Hill porn shop, i.e. Cherry Hill residents upset that a shop selling porn and sex toys is going to open in their town.

Since we last saw our heroes and heroines making the charge against porn, they’ve opened an official website, which includes the graphic at right. (Apparently, their membership includes chefs, architects (or something) and jobs that require suits! The Camden County freeholders have also spoken up against the porn shop.

Not to pick on the smut-hatin’ New Jerseyans, but the group’s newest tactic, posted to the group’s messageboard, might not help all that much, unfortunately for them:

In the meantime, I have chosen my own route with the inspiration of our community- with the many emails and fantastic ideas from our members, I sat down this morning and wrote a letter to the White house- as Sean mentioned this should be a state wide law not just a community law. We need to go above all heads and target this for all states and communities who are exposed to this type of set up in their own neighborhoods. We are FED UP- and if enough letters get to the white house, we will be guarantee’d that at least one of them will be read and considered.

Please write a letter and send it to the following.

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC 20500

Yeah, I’m sure the president will get right on it. He routinely weighs in on local NIMBY affairs.

Camco freeholders seek to stop sex shop’s opening [Camden Courier-Post]