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An item in the Doylestown Intelligencer’s police blotter, which proves that not only do colleges send accolades to hometown papers, but also police reports:

Locals cited at Penn State: Two Perkasie men were cited for trying to damage bleachers at Penn State University’s football stadium during Saturday’s game, said university police.

Samuel Eckel and Jason Kramer, both 18, and students at the school, were cited for criminal mischief after police said they tried to pull out the bleachers at Beaver Stadium. Two other men, Bryan Snow and Francis Moses, both 18, of New Castle, Lawrence County, were also cited, said Tyrone Parham, assistant director of Penn State University Police.

There was “no significant damage” to the bleachers, said Parham.

Alcohol was not involved in the incident, he said.

Why was that even brought up? As if college kids “tailgate” before football games or something.

Police news 10.5.06 [Intelligencer]