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Week In Will Do: R.I.P., Phillies
• Well, I start this whole Rally Pelvis thing — thinking, hey, the Phils’ll sweep the Nationals and people will get into it and etc. and etc. — and the Fightins promptly lose 2 of 3 and some rookie callup is tying Gil Freakin’ Hodges Dodgers record for RBI and suddenly the Phils are essentially out of the Wild Card. (They need a sweep and a prayer or two.) Well, let’s hope Monday they’ve been resurrected from the dead. But if not, well, the Eagles are looking pretty good minus one quarter this year, eh? Eh? • Man, Bucks County has awesome southern gentlemen and awesome crime. • Man, that John Street is the next Lewis Black. Or maybe Carrot Top. • While we may ever know if T.O. attempted suicide, we are clear on this: Eagles fans are hoping the team takes full advantage of this. • To quote the poet Homer: “Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?” • Some people actually believe Giants fans are saints, while Eagles fans are worse than Stalin. Eh. • NBC 10’s blogs continue to get even more awesome. Enjoy your weekend, all. Go Phils. |
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Wild-card fever turned to wild-card AIDS in a hurry, huh…