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Sep

6

Cops Respond to Ongoing Threat Of Bubbles

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E-Mail from a reader:

There are approximately 30 po-po vehicles at Love Park right now. Mr. Bubble, perhaps?

My guess? Somebody forgot to keep her bubbles back at home and Melvin Fortune took it out on her.

Yesterday: Keep Your Bubbles Back At Home, People
 
dmac | 12:02 PM | 2 Comments
Bubbles, Emails, Love Park, Police
 
  1. tinapopo Says: Sep 6 1:14 PM

    Well, obviously she wasn’t understanding the signal that Melvin Fortune was sending her.

  2. Melvin Fortune Says: Sep 6 2:38 PM

    Tinapoop-

    Haha real funny, civic duty is a joke for you, I can tell. Well get this message: Bubbles are dangerous! Not only for the beautiful marble in LOVE park, but also for the pigeons and squirrels and homeless people who live there! And it makes my job harder! AND IT COSTS YOU MONEY! Laughing now? Get a life!

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