Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Sep

1

Good Job, You Idiots

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Ahh, yes, noted basketball power Greece (led by Hercules, most likely) defeated our most athletic millionaires this morning in the semifinals of the basketball World Championships.

Plan for the rest of the day: Go back in time and kill Dr. James Naismith before he has the chance to embarrass us over 100 years later.

Upset special: Greece stuns U.S. in FIBA semis [AP/ESPN.com]
 
dmac | 9:50 AM | 2 Comments
America Embarrasses Itself Once Again, Basketball, Greece
 
  1. Deb Says: Sep 1 12:41 PM

    Hey, Hercules AND Atlas in the paint, Mercury at the point….what chance did the USA have?

  2. Philabuster Says: Sep 1 2:54 PM

    Did they have anybody named Xerxes? I bet Xerxes has a mean jumper, if he exists.

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