Leftovers: Fast Eddie To Speed Off Into Sunset

• Ed Rendell says his current campaign for governor will be his last. Then he’ll be put out to stud, churning out little Rendells while being fed a healthy diet of cheesesteaks and scrapple. [Inquirer]

• The newest, hippest addiction that all the kids are into nowadays? Blackberries. And — even better — one of the co-authors of the study (a Rutgers prof, so you know she’s credible!) says that employers may “face legal liability” for said addictions. I smell a new idea for Christina Alisio! [The Trouble With Spikol]

• Seattle alt-weekly The Stranger lets you know how to get free shit from Focus on the Family and, in essence, legally steal money out of its gay-hatin’ pockets. So, y’know, you’d be fucking James Dobson in the ass. [The Stranger via Wonkette]

• A gay couple living in Kensington involved in some sort of land dispute says they’re being harassed by their neighbors, including an incident where someone stole the steering wheel from their van, among more heinous things. [Philadelphia Gay News]

• Hal Levison, would you please explain planets to us: “They are worlds. Each one has a personality and some really weird things.” Faye Flam also assures us that Pluto will be “fine” despite the demotion. [Inky]