Leftovers: Half A Billion Dollars For This Crap

• WIP reports that Comcast’s asking price for the 76ers is $500 mil, Comcast Spectacor prez says, “Uh, no.” Is Comcast lying? Or is WIP? We think that, somehow, both are. [Daily News]

• Have a dog? Well, there are some places where dogs can play! Aww. [Inquirer]

• You might think a story about where dogs can romp and play would not attract negative feedback. You might be an idiot. Comment on Philly.com: “RE: Haverford Colleges- What your article NEGLECTS to mention is that YES pets are welcome at Haverford College, BUT ONLY IF YOUR DOG IS LEASHED. Ditto for Valley Forge Park WHAT IS WITH THE POOR RESEARCH? ¶ See, that is what your article NEGLECTS to mention, and that is why even if you want to take your pooch to the park, that each place has specific RULES. Haverford College is a private instituion where access is a PRIVILEGE NOT A RIGHT.” But of course. [Philly.com Comments]

• A bus driver from Bucks County has won his fifth international bus driving title. “The pressure is on all the time. I never take it for granted, because I know that it’s just as tough next time,” said the victorious Larry Hannon, a legend in bus safety. Next, he’s going to take it one game at a time and give it 110 percent. [Bucks County Courier Times]

• Teenager steals necklace; teenager gets run over, shot and killed by senior citizen who wanted his necklace back in Khan Park. [6 ABC]

• Whoa, wait. The culture war isn’t an actual war? TMYK. [Reuters/Yahoo!]