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From MLBMascots.com:
The Phanatic is at his mischievous best while riding on his all-terrain vehicle before the game. He even tries to knock off the players of the opposing team to give the home team any advantage. He participates in scoffing and hooting at the opposing team along with the fans. In the crowd he is up to any mischief. He may awkwardly a tub of popcorn, steal your girlfriend, buff a bald head or just sit down and watch the game with you - from your lap.
Truer words were never written.
Phillie Phanatic [MLBMascots.com]
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They forgot to add, “annoy Andy Cliver.”
Seconds after the photo was taken, the Phanatic was manhandled into a dark panel van, driven and taken to Guantanamo Bay for attacking the President.