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Leftovers: Too Fat To Know Why You’re Fat• America’s obesity epidemic has hit new heights, as many people are now are too fat for diagnostic imaging exams to work. Wait… Diagnostic? Are we cars now? Well, we weigh almost as much. Ba-ZING! [HealthDayNews/Yahoo!] • The South Jersey town of Riverside is planning on imposing a $1,000 fine on anyone who employs or houses illegal immigrants. Apparently, Brazilians have moved into the Jersey • A clever thief has come up with a new way to steal things: From unlocked cars. Yes, children, it’s 2006, you should probably lock your car doors no matter where you are nowadays. [Inquirer] • And, finally, Eagles training camp is new and improved — now with pads! [Philly.com] |
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Um….Riverside is not a Jersey shore town. It’s on the Rt 130 corridor.
Yeah. I knew that. I know where Riverside is! I don’t know why I wrote “shore.” Can we chalk it up to “me being an idiot”? We can? Thanks!