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The Most Popular Boy In Class Wants Your Vote

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Lynn Swann addressed the Republican Jewish Coalition on Wednesday evening, and asked for the votes of those in attendance thusly:

Formerly a football player for the Pittsburgh Steelers and a sports broadcaster for ABC, Swann isn’t discouraged by his lack of political experience. He mentioned other successful politicians, such as Ronald Regan and Arnold Schwarzenegger, with non-political backgrounds who “stepped up to the plate in the time of need.”

“I want you to know I do have some [political] experience,” Swann joked, “In the eighth grade I was elected president of my junior high school. So you see, I’ve already been president, and now I just want to be governor.”

New Swann tactic! If you’re a former football star running for office, compare the election to those that football stars usually win if they enter. Eh, that’s not quite so bad of a plan.

Swann Spouts Need For ‘Common Sense’ In Latest Campaign Stop [The Evening Bulletin]

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