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As he plans his appeal after his lawsuit against Tucker Max was thrown out of court, noted blueberry heir Anthony DiMeo is sticking to his main job as a party promoter.
And, according to a recent email to his listserv, he’s throwing a party with someone named “Breakfast” at ZBar tonight. However, it’s invite-only — i.e., you have to be on the Renamity listserv — and, if you’re a guy, you better have a bunch of butterfaces to bring along. From his listserv:
Through our close friend, “Breakfast”, RENAMITY has secured a very limited number of VIP Guest List spots. Also, as you may have heard, this will be a wild, highly produced event filled with celebrities, hot models, music, and of course everything is complimentary for guests…ALL NIGHT!! One warning: These guys run their door like they’re in Miami (no joke). But once you get inside it’s worth the trouble. Example, here’s what he said when I requested RENAMITY List members receive invites:
“Anthony, the only caveat we have is that we keep our ratio Vegas-style.” That means:
GUYS : please be aware that you will need to come with a minimum of 3 female(s) accompaniment to enjoy the festivities. (They aren’t kidding)
LADIES : bring the girls out, we have got you covered.
You see… oh, whatever, you already laughed.
But I do wonder how this fits in with his bashing of Tucker Max for “demean[ing] women.”
Full release after the jump.
From: “renamity.com”
Date: Mon, 17 Jul 2006 19:48:43 -0400
To: [redacted]
Subject: You’re Invited to the VIP Guest List Summer Elevation Party
As many of you may have already heard Breakfast (you know the guy who throws parties for Maxim, Playboy, GQ, Stuff, etc) is in town throwing a wild, invite-only bash at ZBar this Thursday, July 20th. The Elevation Tour will be Hosted by Summer Altice (Wedding Crashers, Stuff, Maxim, Playboy, etc), with special performances by MixMaster Mike of the Beasty Boys and Grammy Award Winning Artist Miri Ben-Ari (protégé of Kanye West, plays the Hip-Hop violin)
Through our close friend, “Breakfast”, RENAMITY has secured a very limited number of VIP Guest List spots. Also, as you may have heard, this will be a wild, highly produced event filled with celebrities, hot models, music, and of course everything is complimentary for guests…ALL NIGHT!! One warning: These guys run their door like they’re in Miami (no joke). But once you get inside it’s worth the trouble. Example, here’s what he said when I requested RENAMITY List members receive invites:
“Anthony, the only caveat we have is that we keep our ratio Vegas-style.” That means:
GUYS : please be aware that you will need to come with a minimum of 3 female(s) accompaniment to enjoy the festivities. (They aren’t kidding)
LADIES : bring the girls out, we have got you covered.
Elevation Tour
Thursday, July 20th, 9pm
ZBar
100 Spring Garden Street, Philadelphia
This event is INVITE ONLY, that means you need to be on the guest list .
*** Some of you may have received a general invite from other means. But, after I spoke with my friends, they explained that there are usually a lot of people who don’t get in. This is NOT open to the public. So… 1) please follow the instructions above, and 2) definitely arrive early!! ***
To RSVP on our RENAMITY GUEST LIST guest list, please go to our web site www.renamity.com and RSVP everyone and include all their information with e-mail addresses so we can confirm attendance.
Good luck and have a great time!!
Anthony DiMeo III,
President / CEO
www.renamity.com/gallery/dimeo
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You DO know that he’s gonna sue you, too, now that you’ve written this post, right?
Shit, now that I’ve commented, I’ll be on the lawsuit list, myself! And on the FCC’s fine list, too. ;)
Or, if he’s functionally illiterate, like me, he’ll sue you for claiming he he doesn’t throw sausage patties. Because he totally does.
My two girlfriends and I just came across your postings on DiMeo and Renamity and we think you guys are just total haters!!!!!
Do you have noting better to do than to attack DiMeo? He’s a great guy. Totally.
Seriously, he and his buddies threw one of the best parties of the summer the other night at Z-Bar. The party was totally packed and some of my friends like waited in line for two hours just to get in, and they said it was totally worth it.
And, we would rather there be more girls than guys cause as girls, it makes us feel more comfortable.
We love you DiMeo!!!!!!!!! Forget these jealous haters. Boo!!!!
Anyone notice his “celebrity guest” is credited in Wedding Crashers as “The Girl Who Cires?” Glad to see Dimeo pulls only the biggest stars to his events…
I actually want to thank Anthony DiMeo for inviting my friends and I to this party. We all had a great time! I would also like to commend Mr. DiMeo for being such a great host! I will definitely keep Renamity in mind if I ever decide to have a party. Again, thank you!! Melissa
Melissa…Sarah…cough…astroturfing…cough.
I remember this party. It was actually a very good party.
i don’t think the author of this post knows that butterface means the girl is hot everywhere but her face. Gave me a chuckle. Thanks!