Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Sometimes, It Can Be Too Big

071806alligator.jpg

The following is an ad currently on Craigslist:

i HAVE A 3 FOOT AMERICAN ALLIGATOR ALWAYS HANDLED . HE’S JUST GETTING TO BIG FOR MY SPACE . IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED PLEASE LET ME KNOW

I just came up with a new personal rule: Don’t buy alligators from people who type in all caps.

AMERICAN ALLIGATOR [Craigslist]
Photo by Fritz Geller-Grimm, licensed via Creative Commons

  1. Andy Says: Jul 18 2:30 PM

    Why’s he too big for myspace? I bet he’d get tons of friends.

  2. Jake Wilson Says: Jul 18 2:54 PM

    It’s only a matter of time until we all outgrow MySpace.

  3. Sarah Says: Jul 18 5:50 PM

    Isn’t it illegal to have alligators as pets in Pennsylvania?

Leave a Reply

Name *required

Mail *will not be published, required

Website

Submit