Bonus! Our Fave Craigslist Postings Of The Day

• Are you looking for a new job? NBC 10 has an opening for an online news editor! The station is looking for someone “to write local stories, blogs, podcasts(from TV scripts, wire copy and interviews) and produce multimedia for NBC 10 (WCAU), located in the TV newsroom in, Bala Cynwyd, near Philadelphia.” Wait… online news editor… blogs… oh shit! Does this mean the end of Teresa Masterson?!?! Update: Hmm. It seems not. Phew.

• One of the best missed connections the world will ever read: “it seemed like we were hitting it off. but then I disappeared for a while and we didn’t get a chance to exchange numbers. you were tall, blond hair, wearing an abercrombie tank top. I was the girl in the blue halter top, who had sex with your friend.”

• Premium Mortgage is looking for a bilingual loan officer to give a loan to some very large Mexican immigrants who are going to hit Joe Vento over the head with foam bats.

• Someone searching for Craigslist for Hippies: “We are wondering if anyone knows of any similar types of websites like craigslist but with a kind of alternative slant to it, by alternative, we mean things like eco friendly, alternative energy, new agey, peace loving, spiritual, yoga, vegetarian, meditation, etc.. you get the picture.” Yes, because Craigslist is just spewing out carbon into the air 24/7, y’know?

• And, finally, a note from Raj Bhakta: “In response to Senator Biden’s callous remarks, the Raj for Congress campaign is asking you for $7.11.” Uhh, sure dude. Whatever.