Blogicized: Hey, Everybody Pile On!

Yee-ha! It’s Bash Bill Giles Day™ here in Philadelphia, and bloggers are just going bananas about it! (Including myself!) So it’s time for a special all-Bash Bill Giles edition of Blogicized! Let’s take a look!

• A commenter pointed out this amusing piece by Tom Durso, which includes a nice translation guide for what Giles is actually trying to say. It’s worth it for the last line. [Shallow Center]

• “Ruby Legs” says that Bill Giles must be forced out, a la Marge Schott, and also says the Phillies are worth a billion dollars. That seems about a billion dollars too high. [Phillyville]

• Will Bunch says this team must be sold immediately, but says a boycott won’t work, so we have to beg. I can only imagine the email he’s going to get from Giles: “On your knees, beyotch!” [Attytood]

• Balls, Sticks & Stuff asks: Are the Phillies incompetent, or just stupid? [Balls, Sticks & Stuff]

• Award-winning headline writer Peter Mucha comes up with the longest poll in Internet history. [Early Word]

• And, finally, Dan Rubin recaps it all! Huzzah! [Blinq]