Santorum Adds Immigrants To Already Impressive List Of Phobias

Last night, everyone’s favorite senator, Rick Santorum, made an impromptu appearance at — where else? — Geno’s.

Here’s what ol’ Ricky told the Daily News after his visit:

“It makes all the sense in the world to have a sign like this,” he told a Daily News reporter after the paper was tipped off to his late-night visit. “There’s not really an extensive menu here. I mean, come on, it’s cheesesteaks, onions, et cetera. It’s not that hard.”

If it’s not that hard, WHY DO YOU NEED A SIGN? What’s that you say? The sign has nothing to do with ordering in English and everything to do with Joe Vento’s displeasure with Mexican immigrants replacing Italian immigrants in South Philly? No! You lie!

In plain English, Rick backs Vento [Daily News]
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