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Jun

16

Busty Beer ISO Busty Blonde

061606pamela.jpg There’s an article in Metro today (sadly, not online, but there’s a scan here) about Eulogy’s new beer, Busty Blonde.

The beeer is being brewed at the La Binchoise brewery in Belgium. The Metro article says Eulogy owner Mike Naessens hopes the beer brings over drinkers from traditional American beers.

One of the advantages of calling your new beer Busty Blonde is that you get to hold a model search for a busty blonde to appear on the label and in print campaigns. (Why didn’t I think of this last August!) Contestants for the Great Busty Blonde Search™ simply need to bring in a photo or email it to ebb@eulogybar.com.

What is Eulogy looking for in a beer spokeswoman? Naessens explains:

“We want to get a face out there that’s nice looking with an American and European connection,” Naessens says. “Same as the beer, with golden blonde hair, big busts or big shoulders. It’s a fun name and we wanted that fresh and innocent look that’s sexy and inviting.”

Yes, I’m sure they’ll be picking the girl with the big shoulders.

But don’t break out the bleach yet, though, women with large chests (or shoulders) and not-so-blonde hair! You’ll get your day in the sun (or, rather, time on the beer bottle):

“Hopefully someone [appropriate] will pop up,” said Naessens, 38. “If not, I’m going to have to drive around and if I see someone, I’ll plead with them to enter the contest. I’ll have to come up with something for the brunettes later on.”

An international coalition of redheads is planning a demonstration sometime next week.

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dmac | 1:15 PM | 6 Comments
Beer, Blondes, Breasts, Eulogy
 
  1. Joe Says: Jun 16 1:30 PM

    Is it premature for Philly EDGE to offer the Eulogy search winner a spot on the cover?

  2. ChrisV82 Says: Jun 18 4:09 PM

    “Same as the beer, with golden blonde hair, big busts or big shoulders.

    I went to the WWF (WWE) website and found a guy named Shawn Michaels that fits that description perfectly. It looks like he comes with his own thong, too. I think his tits might be real, too.

  3. Mike Says: Jul 16 10:09 AM

    Take a look at the three finalists at http://www.eulogybar.com/ebb.htm and write ebb@eulogybar.com to recommend your favorite.

  4. Anonymous Says: Jul 19 11:08 AM

    I think you should have a busty blond light beer - then you could pick a tall blond and a short blond…. and everyone will be doubley happy! (sorta like the coors twins)

  5. AdultErjt Says: Aug 7 12:51 AM

    Hello ! Very nice site.

  6. AdultErjt Says: Aug 7 12:51 AM

    Hello ! Very nice site.

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