Bucks County Man Admits TRYING TO SELL MISSILES TO CHINA

Y’know, as a businessman or woman, the way to the top usually includes illegally selling missile parts to China. No, wait, I’m sorry, I’m reading the handbook wrong. You’re not supposed to illegally sell missile parts to an oppressive, U.S.-hating country unless they’re one of those oppressive, U.S.-hating countries we’re friends with right now. And, even then, you probably have to fill out a form or something.

That didn’t stop one Richboro man, though, from attempting to illegally sell missile parts to China. (What did we just tell you?!) Michael Dorfman admitted his role in the scheme yesterday in Newark.

The parts, though, didn’t reach China, as they were discovered by customs agents in 2004 in Port Elizabeth. The copmany Dorfman was vice president of, State Metal Industries, faces a $250,000 fine, while Dorfman himself faces five years in prison.

The parts will be melted down for scrap, while the Chinese totally just filed a dispute claim with eBay, since they never got their missiles.

Camden Company Admits Attempt To Sell Missile Parts To China [NBC 10]