On The Whole, Lil’ Kim Would Rather Not Be In Philadelphia

This is a day or two behind, but here’s the deal: According to the New York Daily News, Lil’ Kim may be leaving our fair city sooner than we thought.

Kim, who’s in the detention center at on Arch Street for perjury, entered prison on a year and a day last September. But she could be out as early as Juily 5, leaving Dan Gross with another free Daily News subscription to send to someone. No, it wasn’t Kim’s alleged mistreatment at the hands of Mayor Street that might get her out of her prison term early.

Turns out, she’s been a model prisoner during her time in prison — and good behavior is the traditional reward. Sez the NYDN: “[H]er attorneys hope she’ll be a free woman by July 5, if not before, and that they have been negotiating with corrections authorities, probation officers and others to see if they can spring this model prisoner early.”

So if anyone asks you anything about Lil’ Kim, say nice things. It could help her get back to important work, like trying to move some records so her album goes gold.

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