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The Phillies Are Total Assholes (And That’s Awesome)First, a video of Chase Utley from yesterday’s game:To be honest, there was no real need for Utley to ram the catcher there. He could have simply slid and made it safe — it seems — but Utley was going for the kill when he left third base, and he wasn’t about to change his mind. Yes, Utley’s shoulder smash into Dodgers catcher Russell Martin was the winning run, too. But, man, if I were on the other team, I’d be like, “What an asshole that Chase Utley is.” (Also, notice how he runs back and touches the plate afterward to make sure he’s called safe? Awesome.) But the last time the Phillies made the playoffs, they had a team full of assholes — and a scholar of Daultonian Metaphysics — and they almost won the whole thing. Now, Utley seems like a good guy, as do a lot of the other Phillies players. But that’s fine. The 1993 team was full of jerks off the field, we need some guys who do whatever they want on the field! Anybody up for the challenge? What’s that, Mike Lieberthal? Thanks, Mike. You dropped the ball, then you managed to hit a little girl in the head. Next time catch it — and hit the girl harder. In tonight’s game, look for Ryan Howard to dropkick an infant, Jimmy Rollins to hit a fan in the head with a bat and Bobby Abreu to take it all in, smiling, on a lounge chair. Utsy move keys win [Daily News] |
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As if we needed another reason to love Utley. The guy’s a player.
Now, expect to see “DO NOT LEAVE CHILD UNATTENDED IN FRONT ROW WHILE GAME IS BEING PLAYED” signs everywhere at the ballpark.
Extra points to the people you can see on the clip who were in front of the kid, then ran away when the play approached, leaving the 5-year-old to receive some Philly Smackdown!
lame move on utley’s part. the guy wasn’t even close to facing him. utley had to go out of his way to run him over. i can knock someone down when they’re looking the other way too!
yay me!
that la dodger catcher is a pussy. michael barrett would have cold cocked utley for that shit!
ANYONE complaining about Utley’s play is a complete idiot… The gamer glances at the ball being fielded, sees he’s gonna be involved in a bang-bang play at the plate and face a catcher blocking the plate…
NOTICE THE BALL SHOWING UP A SPLIT-SECOND BEFORE UTLEY ARRIVES, OFF LINE FORCING MARTIN TO BACKHAND THE BALL LEANING OVER…
UTLEY HAD ALREADY DECIDED TO CHARGE THE CATCHER, WHICH IS HARD BASEBALL TRYING TO WIN A GAME… EVEN MARTIN SAID AFTERWARD IT WAS NOT MALICIOUS AFTER HE SAW THE REPLAY…
Please, get a clue people…
Now Lieberthal on the other hand, he’s a jackass — not like he didn’t see his glove crash into that girl’s dome… he’s always been an a-hole
great article posted it up on http://sports.crispynews.com for the folks over there.
Utely didn’t even really hit him all that hard when you see the last angle… he kinda rolled over him, all be it a bit more forcefull than normal. No matter… still wouldn’t trade Utley for any other 2B in the game.
And Lieberthal? What I would wonder if why the heck are there seats that close with such a pathetic looking “fence” between them and the field?
Thanks for the videos!
I’m glad someone else noticed the adults bailing and leaving the little girl to her fate.
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