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Abridged ‘Daily News’ ColumnistsJill Porter: “For many long years, [the Phila. Library and the LCB] were moribund and faltering in their public mission.ΒΆ But look at them now.” Uhhh… okay. Aren’t they places that mainly cater to homeless people? Elmer Smith: “He came up one hug short of a happy childhood or his porridge was too hot or too cold or society failed to remove a thorn from his paw.” That’s the first double fairy tale reference I’ve seen in one sentence in a long time. Well played, Elmer. Christine Flowers: “How can we, whole in body and strangers to the hell he experienced, challenge this patriot [John McCain]? To do so indicates a fundamental inhumanity.” There’s no better way to put it: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. |
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