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Rhetoric On Anti-Myspace Bill Reaches New Levels

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Okay, Mike Fitzpatrick. (That’s him, at right, helping UPS deliver some packages. No, really.) You almost had us fooled. You were a Republican congressman who seemed pretty levelheaded, without any sort of wild extreme right-wing positions. And you seemed pretty on the ball. But of course, now, you have to go and try to block access to Myspace — and other social networking sites — from being accessed in schools or libraries.

(The bill actually blocks access for people under 18, but the thinking is that schools and libraries will just block it. Schools are mostly under-18 anyway, and almost all libraries don’t have room for a separate over-18 section.)

The Democratic candidate for house, Patrick Murphy, has rightly denounced the legislation as re-effing-diculous, and an overreaction that would do nothing to solve the problem of child predators online:

“You don’t protect children by infringing on people’s constitutional rights,” Murphy said Thursday. “It’s shortsighted and wrong. It’s a political ploy from a typical politician.”

A ploy? Indeed. It’s a typical election year ploy: Fitzpatrick gets to introduces this bill; he happens to be coincidentally up against a war vet would could prove to be somewhat popular one, too. (He’s a good guy, it seems, so he won’t attack his service record.) And so, when Murphy denounces the legislation, Ol’ Fitzy can paint him as a lover of child molesters:

“Pat seems more interested in the constitutional rights of online predators than he is about protecting young children,” Fitzpatrick said. “He ought to be ashamed for opposing it.”

Using the newly created Mike Fitzpatrick Overstatement Machine™, we’d like to translate our response — “this bill is more of a political ploy to win votes than something that will protect children; also, guess who doesn’t have computers at home: the poor” — into a Mike Fitzpatrick overstatement:

“Mike Fitzpatrick ought to be ashamed at creating this bill that’s just a ploy for him to win votes come November. He seems more interested in staying in office than helping his constitutients. Also, he’s introducing the worst bill since the Smoot-Hawley Tariff and he hates the Constitution.”

Look for more from the Mike Fitzpatrick Overstatement Generator™ any day now!

Heated exchange follows Fitzpatrick’s Myspace bill [Bucks County Courier Times]
Mike Fitzpatrick - Photos [House.gov]
Monday: U.S. Rep. Has No Friends On Myspace
 
dmac | 3:37 PM | 52 Comments
2006 National Elections, Mike Fitzpatrick, Myspace, Over-The-Top Rhetoric, Patrick Murphy
 
  1. acm Says: May 19 3:51 PM

    misstatement?
    also, guess who only has computers at home: the poor”

    maybe that’s who *doesn’t* have computers at home?

  2. dmac Says: May 19 4:03 PM

    Hah, whoops. It’s been fixed. Thanks.

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