The Shortest — And Therefore Best — Political Press Release Ever

In Bucks County, two Democrats are running for the right to face Mike Fitzpatrick, who seemed like a pretty good, head-on-his-shoulders legislator until he introduced an anti-Myspace-in-schools-and-libraries bill!

And so, one of these two guys — Andrew Warren and Patrick Murphy — must take down Fitzpatrick in the 8th district in the general election. I’d like to follow the good boys over at Wonkette and endorse Patrick Murphy, simply because of this press release:

LARRY OTTER ENDORSES ANDY WARREN FOR CONGRESS

LEVITTOWN, PA—May 14, 2006—In response to Larry Otter’s endorsement of Andy Warren, Josh Nanberg, campaign manager for Patrick Murphy issued the following statement:

“OK”

In addition to that, his campaign headquarters are in Levittown and his post-election party is at Georgine’s in that same wonderful Bill Levitt-designed town.

Official Wonkette Endorsement: Patrick Murphy [Wonkette]
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