I Have A Dream Of Taking My Clothes Off

Yesterday, there was new Eagles return man/wideout/skiier Jeremy Bloom in a half-naked advertisement.

Today, there’s eye candy of the other gender, as NBC 10 spends a few minutes with a local mom who’s on the cover of Playboy. Yee-ha!

Well, actually, she’s on the cover of Playboy’s College Girls, which is some sort of special issue featuring, wouldn’t you know, college girls. Dana Stidham — she goes by Dana Kelly in the magazine — is a nursing student at Del Tech Community College.

Her family seems very excited about it — “There is classy sexy and trashy sexy. I don’t see anything wrong with Playboy,” Stidham notes — although her dad said he didn’t want to help her picking out photos.

The best lines in the report aren’t in the text of the story posted online, but go to NBC 10 reporter Tim Furlong:

• He begins his report with: “We all have a dream in life. One student at Del Tech Community College, she had to take her clothes off to make her dream come true.”
• On her son: “Little Anthony here has a playmate. No, not another little boy — it’s his mom.”
• After Stidham says, “I like having my picture taken,” he voices over, “Yes, she does.”
• On making it into Playboy, Furlong narrates: “She says tough workouts, tanning beds and a little bit of plastic surgery have helped make it happen.”

And, of course, there’s the requisite cleavage shot:

The issue, in all its airbrushed glory, hits stands May 27.

Local Mom Becomes Playboy Cover Girl [NBC 10]
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