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A posting on Craigslist regarding a robbery (emphasis mine):

Gould Gallery was ROBBED at 3.00 PM Sunday afternoon. Anyone around that area with ANY information about that time period is urged to call PhialdelphIa Police. Description of suspect: black man, average build, wearing sweat pants.

Oh, a black man wearing sweatpants. Did he have two eyes and a nose, too?

ROBBED!!!!! (Please Read) [Craigslist]

  1. WTF Says: May 1 11:19 AM

    “Please Read” is funny. Three o’clock in the afternoon this guy was robbed, that is fucked up. Another reason why us Jersey folks should not be pumping our own gas.

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