Leftovers: ‘Free Parking’ To Be Replaced By ‘Parking, $10/Hour’

• Someone at Hasbro should have gone to jail instead of done this: Updating Monopoly to reflect current trends and prices. Don’t mess with a classic. Plus, getting a $10 bank error in your favor is the best part! [CNNMoney.com]

• The truth of the matter is, if you blog to get a book deal, and you don’t get one, you’ll probably give up your blog and say it wasn’t worth it. Right. Because you didn’t get said book deal. [Slate]

• Not too many details, but apparently the Tucker Max Legal Defense Party went well Friday night. [Tucker Max Blog]

• Surprise! An AP article about a possible sex toy ban in South Carolina contains double entendre after double entendre! [Wonkette]

• Can someone please confirm for me that this article about the Congressional Softball League is a joke? Like, this is a late April Fools joke from the WSJ, right? I mean, not all the partisan bickering — that I can believe. But 190 teams in a league? How can you have a league with that many teams in it? [Wall Street Journal]

• And, finally, some sad news to pass along: Lawyer, lecturer and Daily News/Tribune columnist Rotan Lee died after a sudden illness. He was 57. [DN]